Getting "Wanked"

When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.

"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"

"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Towby wank

The act off sitting on the tow ball off your car whilst wanking

The nice salesman at the Toyota dealership let me test drive the car and do a Towby wank to see if the car was right for me

by Noah fox gibbons November 30, 2021

Wank

when a british person masterbates they call it a wank

"Alright im going to have a wank"

by bigfatwank July 17, 2022

Piss wank

Having intercourses and posing instead of cuming

Oh dear your the one who piss wanked

by Roasts August 19, 2018

wank on the beach

when you don’t have all the ingredients for sex on the beach ,settle for what you’ve already got, have a wank on the beach

Bro can you give me another wank on the beach, it’s so good!?!?

by CocktailKing67 October 13, 2025

Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "I 100% cannot be fucked with this!"

Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "

by Simpsy April 16, 2008

wank the plank

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.

Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.

by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 27, 2015