Turd burglar

An individual who has the annoying habit of making a scene outside the stall while you’re trying pop a deuce in order to get you to hurry up. Turd Burglars show up typical when you’re in public bathroom in a busy location and someone very impatient shows up and decides to interrupt your shitting session.

>You: answering nature’s call in a public bathroom like a normal person

> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd

by Thicke Henry Richard September 8, 2020

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Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.

Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022

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Turd

Word people use in replacement of shit when they are too scared to swear

One peaceful day at fight club

*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!

by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022

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