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Dick on a belt

Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.

The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.
Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.
by Garrand57 May 10, 2011
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Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.
I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.
by DMoocher November 2, 2008
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dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see
(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"
by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009
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miles's dick

really big enormous with a flattering look always a pleasure to see it and feel it
miles's dick is enormous
by shandog May 28, 2014
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america's dick

a term used to describe Florida, because of its shape as it hangs from the country.
dude 1: dude, i have to go to Florida.. i hate Florida!!

dude 2: yea i hate america's dick too!!!
by LostSoulColo69 August 26, 2012
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dick wrinkle

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle
by clarke111 January 11, 2012
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dick diddly

I know dick diddly in my calculus class
by FalseBrit December 18, 2017
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