Ten Percent Rule

You must be ten percent smarter than the equipment you attempt to operate.

I tried to fax you but I failed the ten percent rule.

by Ben Dreidel July 25, 2008

rule #1

i am always right no matter what

person #1: Dude 7-5=42 is wrong.

person #2: rule #1

by rule_number1 May 17, 2009

wikipedia rule of google

Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.

I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.

by rustyshackleford October 17, 2007

three second rule

The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.

*accidentlly drops a chip*
"Three second rule!!"
*eats chip*

by Last Chancer October 26, 2006

The one floor rule

The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.

I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.

by Father MacKenzie February 23, 2010

fuzzy dice rule

When you have sex in your car, you're allowed to hang dice in the mirror

Troy earned his fuzzy dice already. It's the fuzzy dice rule

by Pooperstoopr August 30, 2017

Rule 7

Respects the Rule 7

Dude 1 : Hi dude, you have some news?

Dude 2 : Yeah the Rule 7.

Dude 1 : What's that Rule?

Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7.

Dude 1 : Ok so tell me what is that Rule.

Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7...

Dude 1 : How can i respect it if you dont tell me what it is!?

Dude 2 : I just said what is the Rule so respect it!!

Dude 1 : But what is it!?!?

Dude 2 : Respecte the Rule 7!!!

Dude 1 : JUST TELL ME WHA'S THE FREAKING RULE!!!

Dude 2 : I JUST SAID IT!!! RESPECTE THE RULE 7!!!

etc

by Master LiLink December 31, 2011