jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.

look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty

by lovergirllx March 8, 2024

Jake Mathieson

Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.

Oh!!! ur great as jake Mathieson

by Jake Mathieson June 9, 2018

Jake coulter

Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon

Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter

by Waspy August 4, 2023

Jake

A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse

Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!

by pusyslayer512 December 5, 2023

Jake

Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.

Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke

by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022

Jake

A really fine ass boy,short,but he is hella funny,he is crazy,he got hands for a small guy,he don’t fuck with hoes cuz he is loyal,he got lots of friends but also a lot of enemies.

Jake is so fine

by Calvin82 May 21, 2018

Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.

Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023