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by Peterford_1989 February 18, 2020
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Simp

Someone who goes for women who are below average. These women are not the best for them, friendzone them, and hurt them but, they listen to their dick more than their friends.
Usually named Jaron.

Man jarons always simping for that girl and ditching his friends on siege for her!
by TheGrabbler February 21, 2020
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Freckles: Damn Obama's kinda hot tho
Nia: Freckles you goddamn simp
by NiaNeedsTurtles May 25, 2020
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold March 23, 2024
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Someone who really, really, REALLY, likes someone. It might be weird, it might be strange, but... No, it's totally weird. I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable if someone 'simps' on you.

There are also squirrels in my pants.
Person one: Do you like or simp for her?
Person two: Simp-
Person one: Please stay away from me
by RoseIsANinja November 18, 2020
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Lollipop Simp

Someone who simps over the character Lollipop from the YouTube series Battle For Dream Island.
Have you seen my friend's unhealthy obsession with Lollipop?

Dude, he's a Lollipop Simp.
by MΛD2FΛИ2018 August 9, 2024
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you
by mx_fish April 23, 2023
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