Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea

Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight

by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018

Shower

To pour bleach in one's eyes to wash away Jax Rule 34

I'm gonna take a shower

by Charles Manson Jr. October 25, 2023

mouth shower

After giving oral sex to someone kinda unattractive finding yourself in the shower as close to the shower head as possible letting the water spray your mouth out.

Dude after i ate her pussy i had to take a five min. Mouth shower.

by bill.bill April 21, 2016

Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.

Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet

by ClassyFrenchMF! May 3, 2022

Shower Now

When one simply decides to take a shower but before sends a nude.

Shower now

by Cubetubelube July 19, 2017

L Shower Bot

when someone takes their phone into the shower and is on it for long periods of time (snapping ppl, watching shows, tiktok etc…)

“Do you bring your phone into the shower?”
“Yeah”
“Dude you’re such an L shower bot”

by meowmeow11111 February 10, 2022

local shower shitter

Check your shower.

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.

by starry da great January 8, 2025