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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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Paul

paul is bad
by Raulxz October 2, 2020
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Paul

cute and nice guy who wears glasses and likes anime and sitcoms
I like you, Paul!
by babypotato_ November 22, 2021
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Logan Paul

A little cunt headed bitch ass head who talks shit and thinks he can beat KSI
Logan Paul is such a cunt ,he will never beat KSI
by horridboy67 June 15, 2018
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Jake Paul

I sillt little internet boy who thinks he is the greatest boxer of all time. Which is ridicouless when u put in account some of the few actual boxers for example Muhammed Ali, Mike tyson, Sugar ray leonard, Sugar ray johnson,Lucas the Spider, Tyson fury, and the list can go on of who is better than him a boxing. Anyways Jake Paul is the worst human being to ever live on this planet earth
JAKE PAUL IS A FUCKING SOPPY LITTLE TWAT
by MonsterKid123 December 1, 2021
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Senora Paul

B¡tchiest teacher out there. Teaches Spanish, is horrible, no one likes her, has no sense of style, won’t let people drink or go to the toilet. Overall is a dumb b¡tch who litterally no kne likes -Ella😚
Girl 1: y’know Senora Paul I don’t really like her

Girl 2: yeah ikr same she is soooo annoying
by Ella :] June 16, 2021
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paul

hi im paul, im also your dad, im back from getting the milk
by benitomussolinio May 13, 2021
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