Train Track Feet

When you are walking barefooted in a public place that should require shoes with some busted ass feet.

Wedding reception requires shoes.

Barefoot Karen is cuttin da rug with those train track feet at he ex's wedding.

by Jenjamin!4 January 8, 2020

You tube trained

to be taught a skill or talent by You Tube videos.

I was you tube trained by several Spanish chefs to cook Spanish Paella.

by cs3willy January 30, 2012

train yenta

The foursome of loud, obnoxious ladies who sit together on the commuter train and don't shut up for the entire ride much to the dismay of folks trying to sleep, read or work.

Trevor was forced to listen to music on the train just to drown out the "train yenta" and her friends who wouldn't shut the fuck up for the duration of the train ride.

by trevman31 May 27, 2010

Train horning

When 2 gay dudes touch penis's together and one pulls his foreskin over the other

So we were at this club, walked into the bathroom only to find a couple fags train horning

by Train horner October 19, 2015

tempo trains

When a team of hot runners hit the same girl multiple times.

Damn, have you been to any of the tempo trains this year?

Yeah man, these bitches are hot as hell!

by Yotoyoyoyotoyootototot October 10, 2016

Flash train-logic

The concieved notion that you can accomplish anything, simply because it is required of you in that moment. Even if you have no background of doing this or there's been no setup for you being able to do this in the past.
Basically a lousy way to explain away a Deus Ex Machina.

As seen on the Flash:
The Flash somehow manages to get a train to vibrate at the same speed he is, so that the train goes through some rubble in the road.
Later:
Kid Flash: "How did you do that?"
Flash: "Because I had to."
Me, watching the show: That's some Flash train-logic right there!"

by BoxerJoe June 2, 2017

Texas Train Station

When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.

"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"

by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023