Sock

Step 1) grab out of drawer

Step 2) pull apart

Step 3) pull in foot
Step 6) fix if needed

Step 7) walk

I put in my sock this morning.

by imthat hottone March 13, 2018

ghetto sock

When a person purposely chooses to wear just one sock while lounging around the house.

Person 1: Hey, where'd your other sock go?
Person 2: What do you mean? I took it off.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I was too hot with both socks on.
Person 1: Oh....well then, nice ghetto sock.

by Beard76 May 13, 2018

country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.

Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock

by Its brain February 18, 2017

fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean

Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold

by Condoment February 23, 2017

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf

You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock

by Boom man July 8, 2016

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.

When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.

by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016