Smoking bloke

The act of slobbering over a gentleman's hard chap aka a bj

The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette

Hey, have you seen scott and Dave?

Nope, probably smoking bloke in those public toilets again

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.9.Dick Sucka Smoke.9.

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When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

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Gay or queer slang for a man sucking another mans dick and swallowing.

I’ll be going to Greg’s later to down the smoke.

I downed so much smoke last night.

by Tetetwhahaha August 30, 2025

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"When you shake their hand, it feels like you're punching smoke."

"That handshake was so limp, it was like a handshake from a ghost. A real smoke puncher of a person."

by Artias September 20, 2025

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What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

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