simp

a batty man sucking off a bitch named enzyness

enzyness simps over to tam like a hoe

by raatid fish fingers August 15, 2021

Simp

Synonym of Tadhg, see definition of Tadhg

He was a fucking Tadhg, a disgusting simp

by OnGodDefiner January 21, 2023

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Doting SIMP

Pretty much any guy with the name Morgan.

Morgan simps his way through life. He is such a doting simp it’s embarrassing.

by Morgan. August 7, 2021

simp

jase fool

“wow camo, look at jason going negative... again. what a simp.”

by fantaztec July 28, 2020

Gaben Simp

A Gaben Simp is someone who wants to play games on Steam but doesn't actually own them, when they are free on Epic Games he refuses to grab it.

Look Harvey is being a Gaben Simp again, what a fucking loser lol.

by Epic Games user July 10, 2020

Simp

A Valoose

Person 1 : Bro you're such a simp
Person 2 :A simp ? Did you mean a Valoose?

by Darumond August 14, 2020