Rusty gillespie

A Sex act popular in medævel times in which one person sticks a flute up another person’s snake burrow and plays a Celtic folk tune, before abruptly breaking off the flute so that part of it remains lodged up the pebble factory, Then farts triumphantly.

Would that thou wouldst rusty gillespie me.
I wouldst.

Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it

by trilliam turdsworth March 11, 2022

rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard

Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.

by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016

rusty bath

Is when girls named Jamie take 2 dicks in the rear end with a loaded rectum. Preferably after eating.

"me and my boy stuck it in Jamie's ass after taco bell and she gave us a rusty bath"

by Jamiedontsuckit June 19, 2014

rusty ball flip

When a ballin' song is really old, but someone has still remixed them quite recently

This stems from www.reddit.com/r/edmproduction's live dj chats.

Hey bro, I remixed the 1812 overture!

-Dude that is such a rusty ball flip
I know bruh.

by e3agl April 26, 2015

Rusty

When you haven't done something in awhile so you may be bad at it. A poor job ejaculating your male partner.

I gave my new boyfriend a rusty.

by Rusty9999 January 19, 2023

reverse rusty trombone

The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo

Wow, that reverse rusty trombone is the new John Coltrane

by Mondan April 21, 2015

rusty spivot

When you put your finger in that place and give someone a Hardee's thick burger for putting up with your fun time.

where did you get that lunch John?

Oh, from a man in the alley who gave me a rusty spivot. Worth it.

by Mortymortician January 15, 2016