Retand 

A title fit for only those showing true retarded qualities that require an intense *headwall* moment.

Boy: LOLZ I was just trying to turn the radio up, but instead was cranking up the volume on my computer.
Girl: You're such a retand.

Retand by The Real Slim Buttly June 8, 2010

Rerarded 

Rerarded is a very retarted way to say retarted

There is a kid named carson doing something that is worse than retarded so he is megaa Rerarded

Rerarded by Stubbypenis0069 June 15, 2018

super retarded dog 

The funniest cartoon making fun of retarded people known to man. It is about the adventures of a retarded dog, who has no super powers, just super retarded, and his arch enemy.

Hey, isn't that the super retarded dog theme. S-U-P-E-R R-E tarded D-O-G!

super retarded dog by Waddle June 11, 2006

Emotionally retarded 

Showing signs of being a sociopath and generally having no idea of how to interact with humans.

Gf: why don't you pay for everything?

Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5

Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?

Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.

Emotionally Retarded

Emotionally retarded by Really,really? September 28, 2018

Socially Retarded 

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.

Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.

Socially Retarded by udahit April 9, 2009

Reatard 

A retard with a purpose and skills.

Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.

Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded

Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.

Reatard by ravenmsb and Cornbread June 23, 2009

retarded Chewbacca 

Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.

"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."

retarded Chewbacca by BadBadLeeRoyBrown December 4, 2007