Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

Smash Burger Denial

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.

My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

humongo burger

Another name for any large hamburger. Mostly said it on a 90's show called "Street Sharks".

Wow, there's a new restaurant at our nearby casino that looks like a humongo burger on the outside! (Find that on Street Sharks episode 29 or season 3 episode 16 "Card Sharks".

by VanillaFLWR May 27, 2016

Mr. Burger

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019

Clueless burger

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"

Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.

by anonymous July 12, 2024

Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014

Bob The Burger Builder

A person that is really cool.

Bob The Burger Builder gives no examples

by 0cean_man August 30, 2018