Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
by swagman4748 July 31, 2016
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Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys
Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys
That’s the bro code thank you
by Hi ur the best November 11, 2020
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by mad-girl-with-a-box June 18, 2013
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Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.
by Jennifrog June 27, 2013
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When the Bro Tank is taken off, it looks as if the Bro is still wearing an all-white Bro Tank due to the silhouette of the Bro Tank not getting any sun.
When the Bro Tank is taken off, it looks as if the Bro is still wearing an all-white Bro Tank due to the silhouette of the Bro Tank not getting any sun.
Dude, take off your Bro Tank before you go for a swim
Dude, I did take off my Bro Tank, I'm just rocking a Bro Burn so it looks like I'm still wearing one
Why is he wearing an all-white Bro Tank?
Oh, he isn't, he just has a bad case of Bro Burn
Dude, I did take off my Bro Tank, I'm just rocking a Bro Burn so it looks like I'm still wearing one
Why is he wearing an all-white Bro Tank?
Oh, he isn't, he just has a bad case of Bro Burn
by Undead Dinosaur August 18, 2013
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James: Dude, guess what?
Trevor: What?
James: Its 4:20
Trevor: Good thing I got this bro-jay. Lets toke.
Trevor: What?
James: Its 4:20
Trevor: Good thing I got this bro-jay. Lets toke.
by John Dank October 7, 2013
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