Max

he has 99999999999999 apples

not with the apples again Max

by nft stealer December 7, 2021

Max moment

when someone does something air headed or is mentally unwell

“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”

by groupchatname October 10, 2023

Max

A boys name. Who cant be gorgeous.

"Whoa u see him benji!?"
"Yea john! Hes so cool! Who is he??"
"Thats max!"

by Cherinmemberships January 7, 2019

max zajdel

max is the best boy on the planet earth, he's adorable, cool and listening to him talking about banana fish at 3 am is better than anything. we don't talk much right now, but i still appreciate that he was always there for me! he's an awesome friend, he's funny AND he loves omori! unbelieveable! i've finally found the perfect boy i've waited my whole life for! we love max zajdel very much<3

when i say "not all men" i mean max zajdel, he's the best! i love him very much

by rin<3 November 20, 2021

Max

A man with a small penis that chafes himself every night.

Man that guys is a max!

by Ethan and hunter June 14, 2018

Max

Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.

Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.

by syrup :) September 27, 2023

max

the most gay version of rowan.

rowan is max

by them thighs June 24, 2021