john chadley

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong

Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant

by Normal British child August 29, 2020

Please no johns

It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.

Person one: Zero suit up b kill's bowser at 70?!!

Reggie: Please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020

alvie john

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.

People love making out with Alvie John.

by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012

john devon

An extraordinary man with the most lovely eyes, a wonderful grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always sweet, and ticklish. He has great soul, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, cute, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.

I would love to date john Devon

by novelluver October 22, 2013

john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew

1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"

by synchii202 March 25, 2023

John Doe

John Doe and is a multiple-use placeholder name that is used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown or is being intentionally concealed. In the context of law enforcement in the United States, such names are often used to refer to a corpse whose identity is unknown or unconfirmed.

John doe was a mysterious man.

by deware February 20, 2023

john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.

friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."

by gruzzish October 23, 2023