Jacob

Jacob is a big headed smart weird little boy but is very annoying at times and is a good listener sometimes and loves to talkkkkkkkkk but is very kind to some. Jacob is a very smart and lazy person but when you get on his nerves he will get on your nerves back. Jacob is not good at giving advice and is a very awkward person. He loves eating food especially if it is not his. He sometimes will get very cranky. For some reason, he always wears Under Armor rather than Nike or Addidas.

That guy is a Jacob

by Fredrick_The_Third April 3, 2019

Jacob Gullick

Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.

Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'

by Korny sauce November 24, 2021

Jacob

Gay as fuck

Jacob Ack

by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020

jacob

a true big man

“jacob is very indeed big man and funni”

by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021

Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

Jacob

A guy who is confusing but you can’t help but still want to be around him. He will try to make you happy but has terrible memory and you don’t know if he means it or not. Dark brown eyes and so tall. Even if you didn’t plan on it you will end up liking him. You need to match his energy so he can match yours. The thing is, will he ever ask you out? Hopefully but I don’t know. You will really want him to though. He makes you feel like you want him to choose you.

Kylee:I am friends with this guy and he’s so confusing. Lily: is his name Jacob?

by Bitchhhhhhh.777 March 29, 2025

Jacob

Noun

Derogatory term for a narcissistic beta gymnast

You're such a Jacob, get away from me.

by Smexy Satan November 24, 2021