J. K. Rowling

The queen of the TERFs

Person 1: J. K. Rowling is great!

Person 2: *laughs in transgender*

by Yassified gay boy May 6, 2022

Double Bobby J

A double bobby j is when you take every drug you can get all at once.

Hey wanna head back to my place and do a Double Bobby J

by Double Bobby J November 5, 2021

J Wellington Wimpy

A guy from the comic strip Thimble Theater, later known as Popeye, who was a glutton. He would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, "i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", though never paying. He would gorge on hamburgers.

J Wellington Wimpy would eat hamburgers.

by happyatcommonsense April 26, 2015

Stephen J. Bailey

Stephen "Boiley" J. Bailey

Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.

Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.

Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.

-Fuck, Stephen J. Bailey has lapped me thrice in just 23 laps.
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???

by Johnny Narrowstraight April 14, 2021

Oil Spill J

When one makes a ring of BHO oil around a spliff filled with herbs. When lit causes a spill of BHO oil making the joint burn slower, smoother and become more potent.

Did you see @rollgameonpoint new oil spill J on IG? that spliff was oozing!

by rollgameonpoint April 21, 2013

Dirty PB+J

The act of dipping one`s testicles in jelly, and dipping one`s penis in peanut butter ( or vice versa), and receiving a blowjob involving one`s testicles and penis at the same time.

I got my girlfriend to give me a Dirty PB+J for lunch.

by I'm Jick Rames Bitch! November 25, 2011

James J. Jeffries

A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.

"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"

by Official Loser man April 13, 2022