by kariusvega April 19, 2018
when a religious person realizes a non-religious (or religious) person is in need of God's love and help, they say this to tell them to come over to christianity (or to re-find God).
Also could be something said in the bed, if ya know what I mean ...
Also could be something said in the bed, if ya know what I mean ...
by deldelda July 29, 2004
by ElOjo December 29, 2021
I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!
by Dr. Goldtooth February 28, 2023
Operating or being a passenger in or on a water/land vehicle at such a velocity or in such a precarious way that the result in losing control of the vehicle and/or simply crashing would result in an inevitable fatality, which would lead to you meeting Jesus himself, hence the term.
For example: Going over 85/90mph on the highway would most likely be considered going Mach Jesus due to the fact that a sudden stop at that speed would kill the passengers of the vehicle. Doing dangerous stunts at high speeds and/or going more than double in a residential, although probably not fatal for the passengers, could be considered Mach Jesus.
Going so fast in a speed boat that colliding with another would not only destroy the boat but more than likely kill the passengers.
For example: Going over 85/90mph on the highway would most likely be considered going Mach Jesus due to the fact that a sudden stop at that speed would kill the passengers of the vehicle. Doing dangerous stunts at high speeds and/or going more than double in a residential, although probably not fatal for the passengers, could be considered Mach Jesus.
Going so fast in a speed boat that colliding with another would not only destroy the boat but more than likely kill the passengers.
by YoungGirl/wDirtyTricks June 27, 2023
by Juzztn December 05, 2017
holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite
by bluebear December 25, 2022