Hard

I cant do this

Its too hard it wont go down

Mmmmm my hard dick is hard to push down

by Kyv8cc7cgxbl jovy November 7, 2018

hard drives

to stick a dick in the vagina

he hard drives his girlfriend when he is with her in a room alone.

by myboyedd November 8, 2018

Hard Cosby

A mixed drink consisting of hard alcohol, Viagra/Cialis, and Rohypnol/Roofalin. Used primarily by gold digging hoes trying to get knocked up by rich celebrities, people trying create blackmail material, and general psychotic fuckers.

A: Dude why would fuck that ho without a rubber?
B: I didn't fuck her, she raped me.
A: How can a woman rape a man?
B: She made me a Hard Cosby instead of a gin & tonic.
A: Oh shit, see that's why you make your own drinks.

by Zeteo Logos July 12, 2017

hard core loser

No matter what he does, he just fucks everything up if he is around you. Keeps acting like a fuckwit near you when you are trying to get into the pants of some girl, spoiling the hunting for the night. Typically needs you to pull him out of a situation he created, where he was about to get the fuck punched out of him by those blokes at the pool table after he stood near them telling them how to play.

Mick thought he was on a winner for a fuck in the car park outside with Jacinta, when Deano rocked up and spilled his beer in her handbag, making her lose her shit so much she got her fat friend and left the club. Mick wanted to flog Deano, but then saw him trying to dry hump some bloke at the pool table, which was gunna turn fatal for Deano any second now. So Mick dragged his stupid cunt mate away from danger and said "mate, stop being such a hard core loser or you can fuckin walk back to Frankston".

by Reynard says July 21, 2017

Try-hard

When TristanB try so hard to win at MWR

TristanB is such a try-hard.

by Landokalrissian August 16, 2017

hard table

Someone who inspires another

Miss Whitaker is such a hard table. She inspires and motivates us, day after day.

by mawkie August 27, 2017

Try Hard

Someone who sucks at something and tries too hard to succeed, especially through imitating someone else.
They usually do this to get fame or popularity.

Person 1: Did you see that game yesterday? Big dude was imitating his opponent and was trying real hard to win the game.
Person 2: Yeah dude, big dude TRY HARD

by thirefun January 6, 2019