hard knock life

From the musical Annie. Also background soundtrack for "fail compilations" and snuff/rekt videos.

It's the hard knock life.

by sigmundur March 31, 2018

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 05, 2019

Hard nubbin

When an amputee strikes you with his or her stump.

Don't make me give you a hard nubbin.

by Kurtis Akers December 05, 2017

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 06, 2017

Hard Candy

Person marked for death. Usually with a bounty on there head. (prison slang)

Ol' boy is some hard candy.

by Schmausy. April 24, 2025

Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 03, 2023

Dick Hard Body

To compare and the the human body to one's vinginal fluids.

Dick Hard Body, Fuck.

by It chinese March 05, 2009