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he is the prettiest boy to walk the earth. one of a kind. whats not to love about him? he is just so adorable and precious and just such a sweetie overalllll !!! he is kinda dumb but he tries his best and always means well. great fashion taste. speaking of taste, he tastes really good too tbh. he makes me so horny and im always losing sleep over him. he is like cute but also soooo sexy ughhhhhh <3 the absolute love of my life. i could go on forever about you. i cant wait to be your husband baby. i love you ethan. <33
ughhhhh i love ethan so much <3
by ethan's micah :) March 27, 2022
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If you have an Ethan in your life, I hate to break it to you but they’re a pick me. They’ll be the most socially unaware person you’ll ever meet, not to mention insanely hypocritical and selfish. Prolly watches Reddit porn and plays R6S/slaves over vtubers all day.
“Omg did you break up with Ethan?”
“Yeah, why?”
Oh good, I never really liked him anyways.”
by alecilux March 27, 2022
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Ethan is a culture vulture and in specific sucks sweden off like theres no tomorrow, Ethan always talks about how he wants to move to sweden oblivious to the fact that hes a fucking roach and seems way too fixated on joining the försvarsmakten (the swedish military) even though he has no big relation or true knowledge of the country and would rather enlist in a country he has no relation to than he would in the army of his own country
Person 1: i might move to sweden soon and I'd enlist in the swedish army

Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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Ethan is gae

Ethan is really, really , really, incredibly, extremely, and definitely gae
bro, did u hear, Ethan is gae
by BanRangedTopsPLS March 28, 2022
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Ethan cool but he likes guys and has thicc brain and probably on drugs
Omg he is such an ethan
by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022
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Works as a NFT seller, makes millions a day. Also codes for Roblox games such as cart ride into A3chTrm9's ass and Slav Simulator. Makes millions of robux everyday. If turned into real money, he would be rich. He is also very egotistical and looks down on other peasants who do not know how to code or have over 10,000 reddit karma (AKA a reddit user or discord mod such as A3cThrm9)
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by Photosoup January 22, 2022
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Ethan is a guy who is gay as he because he plays fortnite
by vaxziq January 23, 2022
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