jade dragon

1. a very painful form of diarrhea, called jade because it is green in color
2. very unpleasant, pain, smelly diarrhea or feces, usually green or at the very least an odd shade of feces
3. a revolting bowl movement in general
4. painful feces one acquires after eating bad foreign food

"Let's never eat in that one Chinese restaurant again. I got home and covered the inside of my toilet with jade dragon."

crap diarrhea shit jade dragon

by ReallyBigFist December 28, 2013

double dragon

taking a hit from a cigarette and a marijuana smoking device, simultaneously

double dragon

by alucard420x November 11, 2012

S Is For Sucks Dragon

Sucky dragon created by Strong Bad. Much lamer than Trogdor the Burninator. He is made of an S, more different S, a top mark an a long v, and a couple legs and arms.

Trogdor would burninate the S Is For Sucks Dragon.

by Noobarama February 13, 2004

puff the magic dragon

1. a dragon, in a mystical world, known as puff, puff the magic dragon :)
2. the magic dragon can be refered as a drug pipe, and u can puff the magic dragon.
3. wat josh wants to be for halloween

1. puff the magic dragon, flying over the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aw shut the fuck up
2. dude, pass the magic dragon yo, mother fucker taking all the puff
3. ha ha ha, josh, u look like puff the magic dragon

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

Puff The Magic Dragon

The sad little song made up for a joke by blue peter presenters who are desperate for pot.

omg, i need a high - come on kids, lets do it 1 more time;

Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea...

by Britbabe July 1, 2003

angry dragon

When WASP is performing oral sex on a man, the guy blows it in his 20 year old mouth, holds his jaw together and says: "The Red Sox stink!"

WASP gave such bad oral, I had to give him an angry dragon.

by RichfromBoston February 11, 2005

Afghan Pink Dragon

When your girl is on her period, pull out when you’re about to cum and nut in her ass, then mix it with pepto bismol and let ‘er rip

Guy: Hey wanna do this Afghan Pink Dragon Thing?
Girl: I’m pregnant

by iSpitOnLlamas January 17, 2021