1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes
by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009
Get the Cooking Douchemug. Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.
Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
by DOM TORRETO November 7, 2011
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009
Get the Yule Douchemug. Vocabulary specific to douchebags, snobs, pretentious assholes, and pompous jerks.
Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
I only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that asshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone's conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.
by alliemyerz June 24, 2010
Get the Douche-cabularymug. Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.
That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
by Darth Wader January 26, 2012
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. by ava27 November 12, 2013
Get the douche-kabobmug. by berg February 5, 2003
Get the douche bubblemug.