Donkey Riding

When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it

Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!

by By APPLE INC December 26, 2021

Donkeying

As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.

Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.

by @juliesaxon June 25, 2024

Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

by 86vannilla June 26, 2019

Donkey Dropped

Slang used to describe a one-sided competition.

My team got donkey dropped in the game last night.

by 0828291209drbswbhab November 03, 2016

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 04, 2022

Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them

Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball

by Jonny's lying April 28, 2025

show donkey

Someone who is reserved yet confident. Not afraid to strut their stuff. Someone who has pride in what they do and who they are. Not as flashy as a stallion but is more rugged and useful. Works hard but can be exuberant when required and loves to be pampered.

That guy over there is a show donkey for sure.

by Dilly Bar October 10, 2019