Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.

“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”

by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021

Mexican Buzz-Cut

To cut the grass. Mowing.

If it doesn't rain by noon, I'm going to gas up my mower and give the lawn a mexican buzz-cut.

by Hyperbeans June 5, 2022

Cut N Chat

Cut N Chat with is a Haircutting talk show on the web that features men having discussions about current affairs or world issues such as the latest technologies and politics.

I heard about the release of the new Iphone XI while watching the Cut N Chat show earlier today.

by SolidHaiti.Tv November 21, 2017

just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

my mom says

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

lebron cut

A hair cut that leaves your hairline sitting on top of your head similar to that of lebron james

Hey ill tip you for this hair cut as long as you dont have me walkin outta here wit a lebron cut

by tydasavagewiththecheese November 14, 2017

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021