if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010

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WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

by Sisak24 June 16, 2021

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You were so bored, you decided to type in the categories, didn't you? Ok. You can do that, if you want.

Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.

by Sudo Nim? June 11, 2018

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog

Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.

Urban Dictionary
Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog

by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 29, 2021

southwark college

Also known as the reject spot. when you jam your gcse and no better college or sixthform is accepting you, this is the place a south londoner would go to.

I got nothing more then 4s in my gcse it’s looking like a lewisham or southwark college for me

by anonymous November 7, 2022

Ashbury College

Ashbury College is a private boarding/day school in Rockcliffe, Ottawa, Canada. A superior institution than those in the public schooling system (lmao). Ashburians are simply better. Boarders here are pretty cool but mainly day kids. Ashburians are generally from higher economic standing than public schoolers (except like 5 day kids that get aid but thier cool).

Yeah did you hear about that Nobel Prize Winner?

Yep he went to Ashbury College right?

Yeah the kids thier are so smart

by ashburyWs June 5, 2024

college citoyen

oh where to start. this shitty ass school in the worst canadian province (quebec). So many fucking rich kids, wannabes, hoes and shit. i fkg hate it here. the teachers are the worst except for the history one. The monitors are the biggest assfaces ever. Old ass french people fuckin annoy me. oh to burn this school down (all jokes accept my submission). Full of dreadheads. no fkg fights. no drama. gay ahh school. shi look fuckin lgbtq frm the outside. hard ass homework, hard ass tests. like math n shit hard asl like pipe down on yo shi tf. I can go on n on but yeah fuq dis skl

bro 1: yoo bro what u school u go to
bro 2: college citoyen
bro 1: ah nah i feel bad bro fr

by fuqmahschook November 20, 2022