Jalama Burger

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.
Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger
by Gaysofthunder69 January 03, 2020
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JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.
“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”
by Goodguy111111 September 07, 2023
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Burger King Ass Bitch

A clown whose best job will be manager of their local Burger King because they think they’re gonna blow up and don’t worry about school.
“I’m fr up next, I’m finna go places.” “Look at yo grades you Burger King Ass Bitch.”
by MyTimbs June 25, 2019
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doing a burger

To spew all over the place in a wild manner.
Hey look at that person..... they are doing a burger!
by Secret October 10, 2003
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big burger merger

A sexual metaphor depicting a supposed merger of two major burger restaurant chains.
Daryl: Did you hear about the Big Burger Merger that's going on?
John: No.
Daryl: Ronald McDonald stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy!
John: Sheeeeeeeeeeee-yiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 20, 2019
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Burger Gang

the funniest server that requires 10 steps of security to join
I made this just to spam the chat because funny!
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Burger Man: I just wanted a normal conversation on burger gang
debacle: if you want a normal conversation go to abstraks dweeb
by mggfgamer22351 September 10, 2021
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Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.
Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!
by bhoj March 12, 2011
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