Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.

That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.

by Cody Bales (I look like neon) August 16, 2024

Brandon McTurner

Amazing, intelligent, talented

Hey that’s Brandon McTurner! With the blonde hair and blue eyes & big cock! He’s such an amazing guy

by Bhustle August 20, 2024

Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.

Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.

by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023

Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.

Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.

by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023

Brandon Brown

Kid President.

The right choice.

Brandon Brown is my president.

by anonymous September 22, 2023

Brandon

Used in exchange of the file sharing platform.

Oh, that useless Brandon, it's fucked....

by MrIndi October 3, 2023

Brandon

Leah.

Leah.
Leah.
Leah.
No escape Brandon

by maincharacter October 18, 2023