human

two legged creature with a love of glowy things

here we have a human in its natural habitat, staring at a rectangular glowing thing, otherwise referred to as a ‘television’

by *insert imaginative name here* December 7, 2024

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

Human like animal

The animal characters found in shows that are human like and aren’t furries because they are characters for kids not dressed as animals just talking animals

The Human like animals are characters in cartoons to appeal to kids

by The decipher March 22, 2021

toxic humans never coming

never

toxic humans never coming on eli

by phouw April 8, 2025

Human

The worst evolution of a living creature can have >:(

homo sapien neanderthalensis: Let's turn back my fellow monkes the thing which i will evovle into is a human (>_<)

by LOLman42069 May 8, 2021

human wikipedia

Someone who is smart and knows generally about anything, but ends up giving either false or too much information.

Example A
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.

Me: K den.

Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!

by So... November 7, 2013

Humaning

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.

Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.

by partyofnone March 5, 2021