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by phouw April 8, 2025
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human wikipedia

Someone who is smart and knows generally about anything, but ends up giving either false or too much information.
Example A
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.

Me: K den.

Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!
by So... November 7, 2013
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Human

The worst evolution of a living creature can have >:(
homo sapien neanderthalensis: Let's turn back my fellow monkes the thing which i will evovle into is a human (>_<)
by LOLman42069 May 8, 2021
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human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.
alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂
by It's Me, DISFLY September 26, 2023
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Perfection In Human Form

The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.
by Emmawatsonspussy August 21, 2024
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Human

At the end of the day, both groups of you are the human race, the only race there is, and the only race that should ever get called a race, but realistically they're not your people and you're not theirs. That's where the hard part of getting along comes in, especially when you're both right about something (or someone). Or when you're both wrong about something (or someone).
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
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When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.
Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
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