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Walking shit

An adjective which is used to specify someone who is so filled up with shit the only thing it does is to walk.
Sibling:hey can you cook me some food
Kid:No cook yourself you walking shit
by kamikazepig December 25, 2017
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Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.
Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."
by The wiki Master August 27, 2013
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The Walking Head

The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.

(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
James, eat this cookie, I promise it isn't drugged. I don't want to try the walking head
by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
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Walk of dignity

The proper term for the so called “walk of shame”. You’ve just had sex, you feel great and people can see it.
Scott: “Bro did you stay for breakfast?”
Bro: “Just took a detour home to get the most out of my walk of dignity”
by Bro momentum February 19, 2021
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walk in bidet

taking a shower immediately after shitting, usually caused by lack of toilet paper.
Bobby realized he was out of toilet paper mid dump, not to fear the walk in bidet is here.
by Fallout44 January 2, 2017
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Prayer Walk

Going for a convenient late night walk, that's really just so you can smoke weed. Great cover word to disguise your dirty habits for your deeply religious parents.
Prayer Walk partakers will often come back feeling very spiritual. 100% would recommend.
Billy - 'Yo mum I'm just going on a prayer walk real quick'
Mum - 'No worries son, what a good boy going outside to be at one with the lord'
*20 MINUTES LATER*
Billy (Blazed like a motherfucker) - 'I'm back mum'
Mum - 'My, my. Looks like you've felt the touch of Jesus Christ'
by DeadEyeDonny March 28, 2022
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Power walking

An excellent cardiovascular exercise. Many people probably think that it's not so effective because it's not running and 'just walking', when really it can actually be just as good for weight loss as jogging.
Also, power walking is not simply walking at a faster pace. That's brisk walking. Power walking is walking at a fast pace (probably often even faster than brisk walking) with an arm swing.
Joe: Hey Alex, I'm going to be power walking a marathon tomorrow!
Alex: Ok, that's impressive, I guess.
Joe: Not just walking though. Power walking!
Alex: How hard can power walking a marathon be? You're just walking at a faster pace.
by EccentricCookie123 July 7, 2021
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