Sneaky Turd

turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water

damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd

by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021

Turd boosting

Bobbing fecal matter in and out of the sphincter with out breaking the seal of the rectum ( aka. Turd edgeing)

Calvin enjoys turd boosting while bitchin on the jobsite!

by WynnBros January 31, 2025

Turd burger

Some one who eats turds

Charlie is a turd burger

by Shjaajqvwcwvjq March 16, 2019

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

turds and kinkos

At trip to the toilet to poop

I’ll be right back guys I have to go to turds and Kinkos

by Jacksome July 7, 2024

Turd KupalMooks

A guy pretending to be rich, photograbs random photos of women, then later claims them as his ExGFs. Admits to being a womanizer and having lots of firstborn children. When cornered, Turd KupalMooks will bare his teeth and threaten anyone with hacking. This person is so insecure, he brags about having one particular kit as the penultimate proof of being a Gunpla hero collector. He's also a scammer, a bogus buyer and joy-dibber, but is stupid enough to purchase a kit from a Shopee seller just so he can give the seller a 1-star rating, thinking it would matter, because he thinks the world of himself.

Have you heard what Turd KupalMooks did to a female cosplayer in the group chat?

by TheLingeringSaint March 19, 2022

Turd

A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish

"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"

by Mrs. Lerman August 25, 2013