Pale as day

To be extremely pale. (Opposite- black as night)

Ella: I can never get a good tan at the beach because I always just burn.

Emma: Yeah, you're pale as day.

by walkitoutdougie September 8, 2011

Burritos Day

A day inspired by the Sublime song, "Burritos". You stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. The goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. Preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. Certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.

Bob: Dude! I'm gonna have a Burritos Day tomorrow!
Jim: Pfft- that's nothin'! I once had a Burrito Week!
Bob: I'm so sorry.
Jim: Yeah, it wasn't fun...

by Zomegad September 24, 2011

Australia Day

The celebratory day where the English conquered the aboriginals and brought them into the world of electricity.

As per tradition - Beers, Barbies and Beaches are general places for gathering and celebrating the now great country.

Terrorist hippies have been noted for attempting to abolish the date, but everyone else is like "Fuck it, it's a day off and I've already bought the snags."

Happy Australia day cunt.

by abboapology January 24, 2023

Palentine's Day

Gender neutral way to recognize platonic friends on Valentine's Day.

I took my friend Chris out for Palentine's Day lunch!

by MSKSBOYD February 14, 2023

Mikayla Day

On November 7th everyone fathers together celebrate Mikayla day where we celebrate all Mikaylas.

Let's throw a party! It's Mikayla Day!

by Bestie? February 14, 2023

Bree day

Another name for February 16, the day that Bree put out a fire at Berea College

Dan: Happy Bree Day!

by BananaHead23 February 16, 2023

No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.

Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."

by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023