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Wooden Person

A person who is easily burnt similar to a patsy..
The target was to be dealt with for he/she had been deemed to be a wooden person!
by MKU0 February 11, 2019
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Person

Something that is not allowed to exist.
Person
by Adobe REE December 25, 2022
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person

a person that's alive.

like you. you're a human, and you're alive.

some people (plural for person) are also not alive
person: Hey i'm a person!!
person: Me too!!
by iiqxlvs fan November 4, 2021
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Political Person

A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.

Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.

This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"

Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"

Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025
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Your favorite person#1728

this person is friends with a mentally deranged 'person' . dont believe me? check the only other defenition. like wtf is that
dont search Your favorite person#1728 on urban dictionary, you will see horros
by boomboomdajoomjoom November 14, 2022
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Most overpaid mediocre person on the planet

Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.
Hym "Mediocrat? Is that what you would call it. The most overpaid mediocre person on the planet."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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