john ownes

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.

“Hey did you hear abo-“
“John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.

by Funnyman January 10, 2021

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John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

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john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!

Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive

by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015

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The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.

Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.

by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021

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