Mud monkey

Nickname for an African American

I hate mud monkeys

by Mudmonkey1 May 25, 2022

Mud Rinse

The act in which two people take turns shitting a runny one on each others' chests.

Person 1: Why are you ordering extra hot tacos tonight?
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse

by MattyPotter November 22, 2018

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by SkidMarkTatoo September 19, 2021

mud bust

when one comes inside an asshole

"I'm sorry that I mud busted you last night."

by doodoobrains November 27, 2009

Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012