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Donald Trump

1. A massive pedophile.

2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.
dude: “Hey, did you hear about Donald Trump walking around on the roof of the White House?”

girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”

guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”

guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”
by gwoovy August 25, 2025
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Donald Trump

One of the greatest presidents the United States of America has ever had the pleasure of being lead by.
Alpha Chad #1: Hey man, Donald Trump just made a promise to keep transgender dudes out of women’s sports when he gets back in office.

Alpha Chad #2: That’s why he’s one of the best.
by The spreader of truth #167,834 December 12, 2023
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DONALD

ahhaahah hes such a donald
by donald gotaco November 25, 2021
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Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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Donald full

When you get so drunk you start speaking like Donald duck
Kis 1: "YO så du han kisen igår?"
Kis 2: "Jeheiande han var HELT Donald full på dansegulvet"
by Ali-G-Show July 31, 2024
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Mc donald's nigga

When you go mcdonald's and see homeless black guy holding a sighn saying I'm hungry.
by Qpwoeiruty March 15, 2021
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Donald

A frightened_child who would change his name if he weren't an olympian procrastinator. Now a frightened adult since someone bearing the name for wich he was bullied relentlessly at school after the entire cohort burst out laughing when it was read out has brought it back from obscurity to universal hatred and derision.
Hi. My name is Donald and I'm suicidal.
by don leslie January 30, 2020
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