Jurassic Park x1 x2 x3 x4 x5
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.
1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.
1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp
"Burp"
"meh jurasic park 1"
"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"
"meh jurasic park 1"
"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"
by LEM Chino April 10, 2005
Get the jurassic park 1-5xmug. Contains some Japanese lesbian scat. Anyways homie 3 is puking in the toliet right now and this is homie 2 explaining. So two japanese girl that were known to be porn stars named Akane Mochida and Mayura Hoshitsuki, so there is this shitty music so 2 girls begins to spit when they kiss and they threw up on each other, next the girl puked directly on the camera and played with their vomit like it was kinetic sand. Next the other girl pooped out a doodoo in the other girl mouth.
Homie 3: I NEED YEARS OF THERAPY TO RECOVER FROM 2 girls 1 finger AHHHH
Homie 2: Bro I am in debts and I cannot even pay therapy
Homie 4: And I am going to a mental hospital
Homie 1: Bring me there too.
Homie 2: Bro I am in debts and I cannot even pay therapy
Homie 4: And I am going to a mental hospital
Homie 1: Bring me there too.
by Homies3washere October 13, 2023
Get the 2 girls 1 fingermug. Some lazy argument used by stupid Overwatch forums to accuse Doomfist for being an OP hero, but in fact he is not.
- Doomfist is a bad hero, his bugs are really such a pain.
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!
by Rufinian July 16, 2019
Get the 4 second 1 shotmug. Noun. A very common form of rating amongst males and females that is used for observing and rating other males and females in terms of general attractiveness. The scale measures general sexual appeal as well as how good of a personality a person may possess. A low score would be considered a 1 (and sometimes 0 on a hyperbolic scale) and a 10 is the highest score any person can receive. People ranking on a 1 are akin to being naturally ugly and/or an awful person in general, and people getting a 10 are put on a god or goddess level. It is rumored, however, that no perfect 10 exists, and that there are small flaws in every 10 that is encountered that make or break the situation.
Man, Jessica is real fine. I don't know if I'd date her, but I'd totally smash. She's like a 6 or 7 I'd say.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think about Chelsea?
Guy 2: Her? Dude, probably the worst person I've ever met.
Guy 1: What? No way. On the 1 to 10 attractiveness scale, she's a solid 8 in my mind.
Guy 2: She's so gross and so rude that I can't stand being around her. Definitely a 1 for me.
My god, Robert is probably the hottest guy I've ever seen. Normally I'd say he's a 10, but he always treats his girlfriends like shit, and never really compliments them. He's at about a 4 for me now.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think about Chelsea?
Guy 2: Her? Dude, probably the worst person I've ever met.
Guy 1: What? No way. On the 1 to 10 attractiveness scale, she's a solid 8 in my mind.
Guy 2: She's so gross and so rude that I can't stand being around her. Definitely a 1 for me.
My god, Robert is probably the hottest guy I've ever seen. Normally I'd say he's a 10, but he always treats his girlfriends like shit, and never really compliments them. He's at about a 4 for me now.
by SheepWolf76 August 28, 2016
Get the 1 to 10 Attractiveness Scalemug. (noun) - Commercial produced by the English Cadbury chocolate company for Easter 2021 advertising. This commercial initially demonstrates mildly sexual overtones and ends with an interracial gay couple WITHOUT MASKS splitting an egg while kissing. During this kiss the filling stretches out between them and lands on their chins like a money shot. The narrator of the commercial simtaneously says "We are DOWN with that..." during the kiss.
Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
You see the new Cadbury commercial? I think I am going to be sick....
Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
Get the 2 guys 1 eggmug. Ahhhh, the most horrible middle school ever. 5-8 grades, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING putting puny little 5th graders with 8th graders!!!!! where girls go vsco EVERY FREKIN DAY. cliques are SUPER important, as they determine your role
by katie the frekin potato queen October 11, 2019
Get the Madison #1 Middle Schoolmug. The dreaded last episode of the Peppa Pig franchise, witnessing the death of our beloved character. Be warned this episode contains graphic violence and will give extreme sadness to anyone who might read it.
Peppa Pig and her friends were causing people to die of cringe so they were screaming for Gandalf to help, so they drove to Peppa Pig's house. When they got there they killed Peppa, Mummy and Daddy pig, beat up all of the Playgroup except for Madame Gazelle, lots of people also told them they forgot about Mrs. Cow and she caused people to be hurt and attacked. George (not the one that's not found, i'm referring to peppa's annoying brother) cried in the corner because he was now an orphan and then Technoblade came out of nowhere and stabbed him. Philza-Minecraft watched from a distance and smiled.
Later is was found that the culprits including the now deceased YiYu automaton and Faze-Giuseppe, were considered saviours of their tribe, and returned to dream's mantion where they met an unforgiving end, being poisoned by Peppa Pig's maniacal giggles in combat and taking the short route by killing themselves instead of going insane. Dream mourned the death of his friends, so he decided to go out on an epic adventure that would later be known as, Dream's Bizarre Adventures.
This is the last episode of Peppa Pig and might have been a shock to some people, seeing the return of certain fan favourite characters like: Dream, Georgenotfound and Ms. Cow.
Peppa Pig and her friends were causing people to die of cringe so they were screaming for Gandalf to help, so they drove to Peppa Pig's house. When they got there they killed Peppa, Mummy and Daddy pig, beat up all of the Playgroup except for Madame Gazelle, lots of people also told them they forgot about Mrs. Cow and she caused people to be hurt and attacked. George (not the one that's not found, i'm referring to peppa's annoying brother) cried in the corner because he was now an orphan and then Technoblade came out of nowhere and stabbed him. Philza-Minecraft watched from a distance and smiled.
Later is was found that the culprits including the now deceased YiYu automaton and Faze-Giuseppe, were considered saviours of their tribe, and returned to dream's mantion where they met an unforgiving end, being poisoned by Peppa Pig's maniacal giggles in combat and taking the short route by killing themselves instead of going insane. Dream mourned the death of his friends, so he decided to go out on an epic adventure that would later be known as, Dream's Bizarre Adventures.
This is the last episode of Peppa Pig and might have been a shock to some people, seeing the return of certain fan favourite characters like: Dream, Georgenotfound and Ms. Cow.
The Guardian: This is the most ambitious crossover event in history, and will be cherished by many for the work of art that is Season 50 Ep 1.
by Faze-Obama March 23, 2021
Get the Season 50 Ep 1mug.