Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

fat guy

eats bag's of chips and games out and he is gay and he is really fat no oe likes him

fat guy really gay and fat no one likes him

by gaige forrest March 7, 2017

That one guy

You ever go back and help that guy that you dispassionately waved off the stage or no? Did he kill himself? Do you know? I don't know his name.

That one guy "Daddy Jesus! I need help! Lay your hands upon me!"

Hym "HAHAHAHAHA! That is so fucking embarrassing for you! First of all, even asking for help makes you pathetic. Secondly, you cannot afford him you idiot! Third, you look like a crazy sycophantic weirdo! Hahahahahaaa!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Family Guy

the best animated show ever created. better than south park, better than futurama, even better than the simpsons. brought back to tv (thank the almighty lord Peter, healer of Quahog) thanks to the best dvd sales for a tv series ever! revolves around the life of peter griffin and his family; lois, stewie,brian (the talking dog) chris and meg. as quagmire would say, alllllright.

wow this is more intense than that time i forgot how to sit down.

by miglington July 16, 2008

Pok Guy

HOLY!!! Keni is a pok guy, he fucks with pok chops!!~

by MyNameIsKeni June 8, 2003

lala guy

A boss or supervisor, who has absolutely no standards for his or her employees, and barely expects you to show up, let alone on time. The good part of having a lala guy (or gal) at your job, is that you can pretty much do whatever you want, including: smoke dope, study japanese, kill people and drink their blood (did I say that out loud), swap paychecks with the guy making more money than you, and pull off double shifts from the comfort of your own living room. Unfortunately, with a lala guy in charge, NOTHING ever gets done, and the work environment eventually turns into the island from Lord of the Flies.

Phoebe: Man, I miss my last boss, he was a lala guy.
Allison: Didn't he let you pull a 108 hour shift once.
Phoebe: Yup, I swiped in and went home, and didn't show up for the rest of the week. Then when I finally came back in, he gave me an employee of the week award.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

Out with the guys

The phrase a guy says to his girlfriend or wife which really means he'll be banging his mistress, at a bar hitting on women, or out trolling for hookers.

Steve: Can you take little Mikey to soccer practice on Saturday, I'm going to be out with the guys.

Carol: Ok hun, just don't stay out too late, ok.

by dead parrot September 23, 2010