Texas Roady

When you receive roadhead driving to a Texas Roadhouse in Texas from a girl from Texas.

Robert: Yo Jacob how was Texas Roadhouse?
Jacob: It was great. Shannon gave me that Texas Roady!
Robert: Hell yeah!

by TheMenace69 January 28, 2022

Texas Tilt-A-Whirl

When two people, if both girls wearing 10+ inch strap-on dildos, sodomize each other very roughly until they can achieve a Pink Sock.
The man in the relationship then grips their mouth or hands firmly on the exposed rectum and then spin them around until there is enough centrifugal force to throw him or her across the room.

Francine: Hey, Jenny you're walking funny today, do anything different last night?
Jenny: Me and Earl decided to try out the Texas Tilt-a-Whirl.
Francine: wow, hardcore! how'd it feel?
Jenny: it was pretty exhilarating.

by Dats Nasty February 22, 2014

Texas Tiebreaker

A sexual act where a Male takes a shit and piss on the partner's chest and thighs, they then begin to squat down and crow like a rooster. You then tie a cord to the legs and threaten your partner with shitting in their mouth for them to break the cord.

"aww dude, i realllly need a texas tiebreaker!"
"agreed dawg"
"get the cord."

by gloobi November 1, 2025

Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

University of North Texas

Safe Way To Say The Word 'Cunt'. It is used as it is C-UNT, UNT being University of North Texas.

Person 1: "Ugh. He is such a University of North Texas."

by Fezguy002 October 5, 2021

Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.

Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.

by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018

Texas Gift Basket

A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.

Texas Gift
Texas Corporate Giving
Lone Star Baskets
Texas Gift Basket

by LoneStarLady July 10, 2011