Straight Jacket Wank

Cross ur arms like your in a straight jacket and put ur nob between ur arms and move ur arms up and down

Aaron Hastings Sat Like Buddah and folded his arms ready for a straight jacket wank

by Rian Cushing December 27, 2009

Comfort straight couple

When you're in the LGBTQIA+ community and find comfort in fictional or real straight couples (normally fictional). This is a term when both characters or celebrities are both heterosexual outside of the cis male and cis female relationship.

Person 1: Omg I love Jack Walten and Rosemary Walten they're my comfort straight couple!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT THEYRE SO CUTE!

by irlpidge April 17, 2022

straight up cocktail

A hetrosexual male who likes to give and receive oral sex from another male

Will: last night Jim and I were drinking straight up cocktails

Jon: but aren't you in a relationship with Jill

Will: yeah, but when Jim saw my flight of the navigator he knew I was interested

by Spyderbite July 19, 2011

Straight through the bush

Straight to the point

You DONT beat around the bush

Erin: “I told him he was ugly”
Mél: “wow you really went straight through the bush”

by Erxneyy May 07, 2020

Set Me Straight

Is to please the person you with sexually

Yo baby pull up and “set me straight”

by New Yorker June 03, 2018

prison straight relationship

A relationship between any two people where there is no intercourse, but other sexual activities. Activities include soaping, massaging, and sometimes even oral sex. This is generally a result of a conflict between ones urges, and self image.

I'm not a cheater. I just sniffed her crotch, it's a prison straight relationship.

by obilisque jamal September 09, 2010

straight pride day

Straight pride is a day on August 1st

Straight pride day is when we celebrate straight people

by Straightman42069 October 04, 2021