The meanest girl you will ever meet. She is a lion. Her hair is burnt pasta. If you ever meet her you will want to kys.
by John gabana December 14, 2018
Get the Sam Guzmanmug. 
Sam is amazing. He’s wicked smart, and is ahead of his class in math. He’s an engineering wizard and loves creating. And don’t forget about his looks, he has a super aesthetic body, and a super hot defined chin. He’s super funny and very charismatic. There’s lots of girls that chase him but he settles down for one and doesn’t jump around. If you find a Sam, don’t lose him. He makes an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. (he also has a massive dick)
Person 1: Wow did you talk to Sam the other day?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?
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