Sam

Idk man probably just a big bag o crap

Dude look at your ex, Sam, what a bag of crap

by Gwihdbdjwkdbf January 19, 2020

SAM

A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.

“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”

“Ohhh yay”

by Pablo despasiyo December 24, 2018

Sam

Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol

Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.

by frog-queen June 25, 2022

Sam

really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.

dude, don't fuck like a Sam!

by ieka October 17, 2017

Sam

Sams are smart people and likes to sit on downys

Sam sat on the downy

by Bitch licks October 17, 2021

Sam

Sam is a person who cannot let go of the past. :\

Person A: Sam talks about (his/her) past a lot
Person B: Yeah, its kinda odd

by Sam :/ April 04, 2018

sam

sometimes u like him sometimes u just want to punch him in the face multiple times

i like sam sometimes

by Hue iron bolt October 08, 2020