Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.

“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”

by anonymous August 26, 2023

Sam

A literal egg with legs

Man, that guy is such a Sam

by HowToEatTidePods February 3, 2019

Sam

A gay faggot who is overly flirty with all of their friends, and always wants to dominate other people and decides that one person isn't enough and always wants more.

A Sam is all I need in my life.

by YuukiYui December 18, 2023

Sam Hyde

The ghost of kiev.

A.k.a Trotsky's creation.

To defend his creator's homeland he went back to Ukraine to fight the russo-ukraine war.
He came to be known as the ghost of Kiev.

Created in a Kentucky fried chicken with Trotsky's brother, colonel sanders, in Illinois 1917.
The being known as Sam Hyde came to be.

by 0∅7 November 17, 2023

Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am

Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking

by glibisgood March 5, 2023

Sam Morey

Just a cunt in general - Shit at sales

Sam Morey is a cunt and shit at sales

by MrBigDick124345 April 21, 2022

sam

sam: a cross between simp and stan.
Otherwise known as the entire twitch moderator team

person 1:alinity fucked her dog again and still hasnt gotten banned
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams

by @yackyodd January 1, 2020