by Scott I. July 21, 2017
Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
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by Rumbag April 12, 2024
Rusty is a very sweet, and handsome fellow. He’s such a gentleman with a heart of gold. A true keeper.
Rusty is so fineeeeee.
by bikylol November 05, 2022
A Gay ass motherfucker that can’t keep his dick in his pants. If you see or meet a Rusty don’t be friends with him or get on his nerves. He usually gets pissed off easily so get off his dick. (If he has one) Rusty always has a girl best friend that has a lot in common. Sometimes people that know him say he’s to gay to function. Many girls like him but it’s to bad because he has the most gayest name in the world. But a lot of guys want to be him
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