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Rusty Crowder

Aka a Brass Section, when you get a bunch of people together and have them compete for who gets to be first rimmer on an asshole
I thought it was just going to be a gang bang but they all lined up like it was try outs like a goddamned Rusty Crowder
by BigBobBalls June 26, 2018
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rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons
"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"
by Scott I. July 21, 2017
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Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
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Rusty

Being rusty at something means being bad at a skill that you were once good at before. Rusting happens when you spend time away from doing something for a while, it takes time to unrust and get back into the game.
"my animation skills are rusty as hell, i cant make anything right now"
by Poosay destroyer April 19, 2021
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Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.
Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes
by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018
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Rusty Panda

When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda
hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.
by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019
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Rusty Bushman

When a guy with a beard gets a rusty trombone, but she tugs the beard.
My girlfriend got mad about a rusty trombone so she gave me a rusty bushman!
by Breakaway December 5, 2019
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