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i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
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'Right Nice'

When you're smashing your girl and she is not having a good time smashing she will say these exact words "OOoOoooOoOh yeah, fuck me right nice
Despacito: MRMRMM MRMMMGH

Girl: FUCK ME 'RIGHT NICE' -small sigh-
by Your weird friend June 24, 2019
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I'll Be Right Back

The one who says this can return whenether they want
by I'll BRB November 3, 2022
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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Right hand

The best hand to use. It has more power, speed, and accuracy. You can use it for anything mostly. It can kill too.
Did you see that clean right hand by Wilder? This shit was deadly!
by DunkonhisassTevin January 14, 2022
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gag rights

- rights for people who like gagging on that dick
don't make fun of them for being into that bro, gag rights.
by chocolate_thunder06 November 23, 2021
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Right Hand Lady

Right Hand Lady is another word for Right Hand Woman. They are an assistant that helps their boss with certain tasks.
She is my Right Hand Lady
by Bhediya November 2, 2020
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