Monkey's Elbow

The ultimate compliment

The best, the funniest, the greatest, the most awesome

Bee's knees got nothing on the monkey's elbow.

I will be happy forever because Mr. Potato is the Monkey’s Elbow.

by You'reShmoopy October 8, 2009

monkey high

to get high without actually smoking marijuana, but sitting in the same environment as people who are smoking marijuana; contact high

Damn, dude! That's some strong shit! I think I'm getting a monkey high!

by DyMiC May 23, 2011

rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

by xyz April 19, 2005

skrill monkey

A person who loves and hoards money.

The only reason Tiago has money is because he is a cheap ass skrill monkey

by skrill monkey March 19, 2007

monkey pit

a vagina or pussy or cunt

i can't wait to dip my banana into your monkey pit

by fatawesome October 26, 2007

monkey cocaine

any type of fecal matter that is accessible to monkeys and sniffed regularly by said monkeys.

any type of fecal matter that is sniffed.

That chimp has some strong monkey cocaine - he just fell off the branch!

Have you been gardening or is that monkey cocaine under your nails?

by DrBillyRuben August 1, 2011

shizen monkey

A shit coverd monkey who loves the cock.

That shizen monkey smells good.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005